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Kara Roberts Steve's wife. When she isn't working in MCI's Global Web team, she is most likely playing Diablo II or Myst on her Mac Mini. Her other hobbies include vegetarian cooking, restoring the house, painting or drawing, and shouting at motorists on the way to work. Nickname: Yum Most likely to say: "People are stupid!" Alison Roberts Steve's sister, just graduated with a BA (Hons) from Chester University in Chester, England. She is curently working as a temp while looking for a full time job. Her boyfriend is called Craig. I have not met him but aparently we have WAYYYY too much in common. Nickname: Ali Most likely to say: "I'm not a good little work horse!" Llion Weller One of Steve's best friends, who lives too far away. Llion is a systems engineer for one of the local councils in Wales. As a Mac lover, he hates all things "Gates." He also has the largest collection of old computers Steve has ever seen. Nickname: Double L Most likely to say: "I just got (insert electronic device here) at a car boot sale for a tenner." Paul Sanders Paul is an applications developer, and was the best man at Steve's wedding. Even taking into consideration the extreme drag factor of him being English, he is definitely likable. He is always the first person to ask if you run into a Linux problem. Nickname: You Tosspot Most likely to say: "I just had this great idea for an invention that will make a ton of money." Monique Sanders Worked with Steve at Red Rocket as a graphic designer and is one of Kara's oldest friends (old as in for a long time, not that she is old). She is married to Paul. They live in Colchester, CT and Monique is always renovating their house. As most artists are, she is a perfectionist. Nickname: Moe Most likely to say: "I re-painted (insert room here) again..." Robert Taylor Rob works in desktop/computer support, but Steve has no idea where he works at the moment. Out of Steve's group of friends back home (other than Craig, who is related), he is the person Steve has known the longest. He knew him back when they were cub scouts! Nickname:Rob, Killer Most likely to say: "A LAAASER?!??" Andrew Morris Andy works as a lecturer in Steve's old college, Llandrillo, teaching computer classes to businessmen. Before Steve left the UK, they lived two doors away from each other the entire time Steve was living on Mount Road. Nickname: Andy Most likely to say: "Mmmmm...Stella..." Craig Roberts Craig works in an IT department in New Haven (UK's south coast, not the one in Connecticut). His favorite past times are playing on the computer or getting drunk, sometimes both at the same time. Nickname: T-Fal Most likely to say: "Sodding computers!" Millie Spencer Millie is Steve's Stargate partner in crime. He introduced her to this show about four years ago. Big mistake! Now she has totally out-done him by going to conventions and even to Vancouver, Canada, where the show is filmed. Nickname: B5ver Most likely to say: "Where is my space heater?" or "Did you see (insert sci-fi TV show here) last night?" Kristen Bloschock Kristen is a physics grad student at Georgetown University. This means when she gets going, it is clear she could make a living confusing people. She loves all things science, from star-gazing to watching Nova. She also loves to shop and play with her iPod, although not necessarily at the same time. Nickname: Kris Most likely to say: "These shoes will DEFINITELY help me pass this exam!" Leo Bloschock Leo is Kristen's husband, and so mysterious if he told you what he did for a living, he'd have to kill you. He is a lover of all things Muppets and probably the biggest Simpsons fan Steve knows. Nickname: L-squared Most likely to say: "Excellent." (in a Mr. Burn's voice) Emma Williams Emma is the love of Rob's life. Steve just met her recently when she came to visit when Steve hosted a mass invasion of his friends from the UK. Em is extremely funny and had the whole group in stitches several times. Nickname: Em Most likely to say something inappropriate (but amusing) in a strange witch-like voice.